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It's @bandcamp Day again! All day today, Bandcamp

It's @bandcamp Day again!
All day today, Bandcamp is waiving their fees so that 100% of all revenue is sent to the artists you support. If you haven't, please feel free to purchase my albums "Really?" and "Butterflies". But feel free to support your local comedians and musicians!
https://toddvanallen.bandcamp.com/

They're popping up everywhere and, I'll level with

They're popping up everywhere and, I'll level with you. The honesty is refreshing.

#onpoli

Election signs are up in my neighbourhood. At leas

Election signs are up in my neighbourhood. At least they're being honest this time.

#onpoli

The Funnest Show in TO is Six Years Old! Here we

The Funnest Show in TO is Six Years Old!

Here we go. Tonight at 7pm, it's the Write Em Up: 6th Anniversary Show! Live at @comedybarto !

I bring to the stage comedians @mbalazo @10minutetalkshow @dogtorted @teemair and @joevucomedy while writers tbalazo @mrbobkerr and @megmackaycomedy write roast jokes about everything the comedian does.

I read out the roasts verbatim.

TICKETS: https://comedybar.ca/shows/write-em-up?ev=2022-04-30

Tomorrow night at 7pm at @comedybarto it's the @wr

Tomorrow night at 7pm at @comedybarto it's the @writeemupshow 6th Anniversary Show!

I'm hosting. Comics @mbalazo @10minutetalkshow @dogtorted @teemair & @joevucomedy perform while writers tbalazo @mrbobkerr and @megmackaycomedy write roast jokes about them.

I read them out.

Get your tickets HERE:

https://comedybar.ca/shows/write-em-up?ev=2022-04-30

Well, it looks like the migration from Twitter aft

Well, it looks like the migration from Twitter after Elon Musk bought it is going smoothly.

This’ll do. #senators

This’ll do.

#senators

@bandcamp are doing it again! They've waived their

@bandcamp are doing it again! They've waived their artist fees meaning all comedy and music you buy today has all the cash going directly to the artists.

If you've been thinking of buying my albums, please do:
https://toddvanallen.bandcamp.com/

If you've been thinking of buying other people's albums, buy them!

Support local artists!

See, now THAT’s how you use a Canadian flag. Oh

See, now THAT’s how you use a Canadian flag.

Oh, yes!!!!

#teamcanada🇨🇦 #worldcup

You know they were waiting all goddamned week for

You know they were waiting all goddamned week for that headline.

This is fine. #senators

This is fine. #senators

Hey, everyone. Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday! That

Hey, everyone.

Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday! That means tomorrow, 100% of the proceeds from any albums that you buy from Bandcamp go directly to the artist. If you haven't bought my albums "Really?" or "Butterfiles", I would welcome you to do so tomorrow. You can find the link here:

https://toddvanallen.bandcamp.com/

If you've already got my albums, firstly, thanks.

Secondly, go and support other comedians and musicians whose work you love and give them your love...and money, yes, there's money.

Thanks!

Hey, are you ready? I am ready.

Hey, are you ready? I am ready.

What a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive.

When I got to the final round of the Short Screenp

When I got to the final round of the Short Screenplay Challenge with 34 other writers, the only thing I wanted was to finish in the Top 10.
I didn’t.
I finished Top 3.
Thanks @nycmidnight !

Our Patreon members now get exclusive video access

Our Patreon members now get exclusive video access to our episode with @thesamanthawan !
Want to see it? Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/CATPPodcast
for $3/month!
You get video and bonus content!

Tonight, I'm on this great online show hosted by @

Tonight, I'm on this great online show hosted by @raelockdust telling some political jokes.

Finally, the voice of a middle-aged white man can be heard!

TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/rae-of-laughter-lets-get-political-tickets-243276866657

Every club has a uniform. Thanks @mckeigan ! #ott

Every club has a uniform. Thanks @mckeigan !

#ottawacomedy

Replied to an unknown number. I think I pissed off

Replied to an unknown number. I think I pissed off Lionel Richie.

Why do Apple News headlines read like a five-year-

Why do Apple News headlines read like a five-year-old on three cupcakes running into the room and excitedly telling you what they did that day?

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