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“Welcome to Italy! You want a water heater? Well

“Welcome to Italy! You want a water heater? Well, we have two models. The first looks like the alien spacecraft from “War of the Worlds” and the second…actually now that you mention it, this is the only kind.”

Hey Rome! Fancy some English-based laughs? I’m o

Hey Rome! Fancy some English-based laughs? I’m on this show tonight! See you there! I have one joke I can tell in Italian, where you get to say “Chi è là?” So there’s that.

Ponza is pretty nice.

Ponza is pretty nice.

Seems I’ve found the hardcore CAA store.

Seems I’ve found the hardcore CAA store.

It's @Bandcamp Friday! So you can buy my albums 'R

It's @Bandcamp Friday! So you can buy my albums 'Really?' and 'Butterflies' for your listening enjoyment as Bandcamp has waived their fee to the artists.

Already have my albums? Cool! Find other artists on Bandcamp so they can receive all revenue.

https://toddvanallen.bandcamp.com/

This Thursday Sept 1 I'm performing at @calabogieb

This Thursday Sept 1 I'm performing at @calabogiebrewingco a show with a whack of great comics. And I finally get tp perform walking distance from my house. This is epic for me.

Do come along!

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I'm on this show tonight at @moosemcguiresorleans

I'm on this show tonight at @moosemcguiresorleans ! There's a ton of funny on the show so if you're in the east end, c'mon out!

https://www.facebook.com/MooseMcGuiresOrleans/posts/pfbid02TkLN3goN9GJLwjLvkYXCBBuSHZfyUUQr25sfhGFoPfXoJK6yP1Sz8hpW6wSoruDbl

You should come to Ottawa. #Ottawa #Tourism #freed

You should come to Ottawa. #Ottawa #Tourism #freedomconvoy

I agree with the Helens. #onpoli

I agree with the Helens. #onpoli

Not only did dude not like my convoy jokes, the cl

Not only did dude not like my convoy jokes, the club doesn't use enough onions.

I hate when they’re right. #covid #covid19 #vacc

I hate when they’re right. #covid #covid19 #vaccinated #antivaxx

My wife and I bought each other the same anniversa

My wife and I bought each other the same anniversary card this year. This proves three things:

1) Great minds think alike.
2) Our soul connection is still strong after nine years.
3) The card selection in Kanata is pure garbage.

Happy anniversary, my wife.

Adolescent Movie Nostalgia Achievement unlocked!

Adolescent Movie Nostalgia Achievement unlocked!

Last night I was on a show with one of my comedy h

Last night I was on a show with one of my comedy heroes. This is Marsha Warfield. She is still excellent and I still can’t believe I was able to meet her. I am blown away.

Welp. It finally happened.

Welp. It finally happened.

This is how we party in Vegas in case you’re won

This is how we party in Vegas in case you’re wondering.

I adore Steve's honesty here. #onpoli

I adore Steve's honesty here.

#onpoli

It's @bandcamp Day again! All day today, Bandcamp

It's @bandcamp Day again!
All day today, Bandcamp is waiving their fees so that 100% of all revenue is sent to the artists you support. If you haven't, please feel free to purchase my albums "Really?" and "Butterflies". But feel free to support your local comedians and musicians!
https://toddvanallen.bandcamp.com/

They're popping up everywhere and, I'll level with

They're popping up everywhere and, I'll level with you. The honesty is refreshing.

#onpoli

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