The Home of Todd Van Allen
Ask any comic if you can get them away from the liquor and pornography enough to answer, and they’ll tell you that there’s not much that rivals being heckled throughout a show for making you feel like utter crap about yourself at the hands of...
Read MoreSo, thanks to all who voted me in on the Q107 'Funniest Person With A Day Job' contest. I've now been informed that I will be performing between the hours of 6:00am and 9:00am tomorrow, Friday October 5th, at the Jack Astors at Queensway...
Read MoreIt’s cool being 38 now, and I’ve just scoured the record collection for a song that is numerically appropriate. ‘38’ by the Revolting Cocks. Fantastic! Totally numerically perfect! Give it a listen and I’m sadly reminded that this is a song...
Read MoreIn Simpsons episode “Life On The Fast Lane” (7G11), Jacques, the most forthcoming French-speaking innuendo artist to come forward since PePe LePew tried to force Rohypnol down the throat of a female black cat that ducked under the fence of a White-Out factory, prepares for...
Read MoreHomecomings at any secondary or post-secondary academic facility can be brilliant things. It gives you a chance to catch up with faces from the past that you’ve not seen in ages, reestablish old relationships, and potentially forge new business relationships based on the different career...
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