The Home of Todd Van Allen
“It's my belief that history is a wheel. "Inconsistency is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the...
Read MoreWhen I think of Florida, I hearken back to my halcyon days of when I was but a child on my first trip to the Sunshine State with my grandparents when I was ten. I remember being enthralled with this entirely new and alien country...
Read MoreOne of the first rules of show business that they'll teach you either at Humber, talking with professional comics, or just rifling through the back of your closet, finding the bag marked "Common Sense", and peeking inside, is that you should always look somewhat decent...
Read MoreThere are so many times that you sit around your house, figuring you'll do some writing since you don't have any shows on. You check your schedule again, and no, nothing to fill up the time at night, so you turn back to the notepad...
Read MoreIt doesn't take much to be awesome. Give someone some money. Donate money to charity. Beat up lawyers and then hide quickly so that they can't see you and sue your arse. You know what can make you wicked awesome? Have your hard drive crash...
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